A Guy Walks Into A Bar….

Photo Credit: Bernt Rostad via CC Flickr

Photo Credit: Bernt Rostad via CC Flickr

Everyone enjoys a good laugh or chuckle. Well today’s post promises to do just that. I love corny jokes, puns or other silly quips but some are my favorite are “a guy walks into a bar” jokes. So, sit back, enjoy hen share some of these silly bar jokes…and have a good giggle today!

A man walks into a bar and yells, “OUCH!”

A Horse walks into a bar…the bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the long face?”

A three-legged cat walks into a bar and says, “I want to find the man that shot my paw.”

A skunk walks into a bar and asks, “Hey, where did everybody go?”

A potato walked into a bar and all eyes were on him.

An E-flat walks into a bar…the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

A bear walks into a bar…the bartender asks, “What will you have?” The bear says, “ a whiskey and…soda.” The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?” “I don’t know” says the bear, “I have always had them.”

A grasshopper walks into a bar…the bartender says, “We have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Harold?”

A group of fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” yells the bartender. We don’t serve your type here.

A blind man walks into a bar…and a chair…and a table.

A man walks into a bar with a tarmac under his armpit. The bartender asks, “What would you like?” The man replies, “A pint of beer for me and one for the road.”

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…

An Irishman walks out of a bar…Hey! It could happen!

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve bacteria here.” And the bacteria says, “But we work here. We’re staph.”

Louie Armstrong walks into a bar in Tibet where the high priest is the bartender. Louis says, “Hello, Dahli!”

A man from North Carolina goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, “Did you go to Harvard?” The bartender says, “Yale.” The North Carolinian says, “DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?”

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says “We don’t serve your kind here.” and the mushroom says – “Why not? I’m a fungi.”

A pony walks into a bar and coughs, “Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH. The bartender serves him and says, “What’s with your voice?” The pony says, “Nothing, I’m just a little hoarse.”

A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”

A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender sees this and says, “Get out! We can’t serve you here!”. The pirate replies, “Arr, is it because I’ve got a Bounty on me head?”

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe says, “Do I have a choice?”

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I hope you had a good laugh of chuckle.

Laugh

Giggle

and Enjoy the day!

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